In Germany we don’t say “I love you”. We say “Des intressiert mi ois ned, der Scheißdregg. Weltmeister simma, den Pott hamma. Den Scheißdreck ‘Goidna Schua’ konnst da hinda d’Ohrn schmiern.” which roughly translates to “You’re looking nice”. I think that’s beautiful.
- *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
- friend: you good?
- *i look up slowly*
- me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
"There’s no point to a guy yelling, “Hey sexy baby” at me out of the passenger window of a car as it speeds past. Even if I was into creepy misogynists and wanted to give him my number, I couldn’t. The car didn’t even slow down. But that’s okay, because he wasn’t actually hitting on me. The point wasn’t to proposition me or chat me up. The only point was to remind me, and all women, that our bodies are his to stare at, assess, comment on, even touch. “Hey sexy baby” is the first part of a sentence that finishes, “this is your daily message from the patriarchy, reminding you that your body is public property”."